I often wonder if perhaps eMail marketers are the worst Christmas shoppers on the planet. Why? Because, they are so busy letting everyone else know about great products and services that they forget to take care of themselves till the last minute.

Hey, I could be wrong but, even if I am it’s still a great excuse to get my publisher to allow me to write up a top ten list of great gifts for eMail marketers – which makes my day a lot like the last day of school before the holiday break when the teacher wheels in a big TV and we all watch “Frosty The Snowman”.

Baby bib – I can’t talk but I have eMail

$12.50 USD

The perfect holiday gift for your new born niece or nephew because you can’t start training them too early.

I love eMail marketing clock

$22.50 USD

Say it proud and loud! It’s always a good time to tell people you love eMail marketing!

Paper eMail

$3.99 USD

Tired of that one person in the office who insists on asking you if you got that eMail they sent you? Toss em a curve ball and leave one of these handy paper eMails on their desk, then eMail them and ask them if they got that eMail you sent them.

Screaming monkey slingshot

$6.99 USD

Having trouble getting the attention of the creative people over in the next cubical pod? Fire a couple of screaming monkeys over their heads and see how fast you get action!

Badge holders

$5.99 USD

Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges! We disagree! Well, actually we just think you need something stylish to hold those office ID tags and these lil doodads are chock full of style.

USB Pet Rock

$9.99 USD

You can get tons of cool things to plug into a USB port but, will that coffee warmer ever be happy to see you? Will it ever sit up and wag it’s tail or fetch your office slippers? No, and neither will this USB Pet Rock.

Optimus Maximus keyboard

$1,599.99 USD

The mac daddy of all keyboards! Every key is actually an LED screen which you can program with images or videos. For some, this will make them more productive. For most it will make them dizzy.

Mini-barcode scanner

$129.00 USD

Now you can finally organize your basement collection of junk…err, treasure with this great little barcode reader. Just scan, the codes of items then bring it back up to your PC to download the data. The scanner comes with software to help you manager your stuff. Think of what treasure you might find if you were to haul one of these around to garage sales with you?

USB doomsday hub

$49.99 USD

24 fan perhaps? Or maybe you’re just tired of people insisting on hanging around your desk? Leave this handy USB hub out where they can see it and they may think twice before popping in to steal your M&Ms next time.

The electric guitar shirt

$29.99 USD

The only reason I never learned how to play guitar was because the strap always left a crease in my nicely pressed shirts. Now, thanks to technology, the shirt is the guitar! One  word of warning though…you might want to be careful with how you wang around your whammy bar.

Have you spotted something cool which would make a great gift? Post your suggestions and let us know!